Straights and Flushes are Greyhound Buses

Low Limit Holdem, the game that refuses to die is one of the most unbeatable games in the poker world. One of the truest quotes or mantra’s I have ever hear at a Low Limit Holdem table goes like this:

“Straights and Flushes are Greyhound Buses”

Six simple words that define the world of Low Limit Holdem. Rarely in Low Limit Holdem is there such a thing as a tight game unless it is Monday morning, you are over sixty, and you are the youngest player at the table.

If you are playing at a different time, the game is loose preflop and variable for the rest of the hand. Low Limit Holdem is a game of see the flop and decide whether you want to play on or not. There are always odds to see the flop and beyond with about any hand in any position.

Many players who try to win at Low Limit Holdem go about it the wrong way. They end up either getting broke from being too loose or go broke from being too tight. Low Limit Holdem is not a game you should set your sights on for any kind of sustainable profit. It should be a game you are playing for fun.

There are a very few players who actually win over time at Low Limit Holdem. They make a little extra money, but not enough to live on. Low Limit Holdem games are games many poker players play while waiting for the game they want to play.

What does any of this have to do with Greyhound Buses? Everything and nothing. If you sit around and wait for premium hands, paired tens Through Aces, raise preflop, raise the flop, call the turn and river, you are going to go broke.

If you play every straight and flush starting hand you are dealt, you are going broke, or your standard deviation will be so high it would make most people sick to their stomachs with swings of hundreds of dollars to turn a profit at the end of a session. Most people and most games will not support this kind of play.

If you want to limit your losses, and allow the possibility of making a profit playing Low Limit Holdem you have to modify your game by doing the following:

1. Play your hands in position. Straight and Flush starting hands are very position sensitive.

2. Forget raising preflop with big pairs. You should have two pair or trips on the flop to continue playing past the flop in most rounds of play.

3. Flopping a Straight or Flush does not mean you flopped the highest Straight or Flush. Flopping three of a kind does not mean you flopped the best hand. Flopping two pair is barely over a half the time winning hand.

4. Making your hand and winning the pot are two different animals. Making a Straight and losing to a bigger straight or a river card flush is not winning play.

Most players at Low Limit Holdem do not expect to win. They are there to have fun and enjoy themselves. They also are not stupid. There is a fine line to follow when playing Low Limit Holdem.

If you do not give action, do not expect other players to give you action. Do not get married to your hands. Rarely chase because you will get broke more often than you win.

Low Limit Holdem is a lot of fun. You can play a long time on very little money. You can also lose a rack an hour chasing Straights and Flushes and building pots with your Big Pairs. You have almost none of the tools available to you the bigger games have.

Never stop thinking, require odds + 1 to chase, and do not get pulled into, “build a pot” thinking. If you follow these thoughts, you have a chance of breaking even and maybe even winning. If you want to have fun, you can have a great time, though do not think great time and winning go hand in hand at Low Limit Holdem, the game that refuses to die is one of the most unbeatable games in the poker world. One of the truest quotes or mantra’s I have ever hear at a Low Limit Holdem table goes like this:

“Straights and Flushes are Greyhound Buses”

Six simple words that define the world of Low Limit Holdem. Rarely in Low Limit Holdem is there such a thing as a tight game unless it is Monday morning, you are over sixty, and you are the youngest player at the table.

If you are playing at a different time, the game is loose preflop and variable for the rest of the hand. Low Limit Holdem is a game of see the flop and decide whether you want to play on or not. There are always odds to see the flop and beyond with about any hand in any position.

Many players who try to win at Low Limit Holdem go about it the wrong way. They end up either getting broke from being too loose or go broke from being too tight. Low Limit Holdem is not a game you should set your sights on for any kind of sustainable profit. It should be a game you are playing for fun.

There are a very few players who actually win over time at Low Limit Holdem. They make a little extra money, but not enough to live on. Low Limit Holdem games are games many poker players play while waiting for the game they want to play.

What does any of this have to do with Greyhound Buses? Everything and nothing. If you sit around and wait for premium hands, paired tens Through Aces, raise preflop, raise the flop, call the turn and river, you are going to go broke.

If you play every straight and flush starting hand you are dealt, you are going broke, or your standard deviation will be so high it would make most people sick to their stomachs with swings of hundreds of dollars to turn a profit at the end of a session. Most people and most games will not support this kind of play.

If you want to limit your losses, and allow the possibility of making a profit playing Low Limit Holdem you have to modify your game by doing the following:

1. Play your hands in position. Straight and Flush starting hands are very position sensitive.

2. Forget raising preflop with big pairs. You should have two pair or trips on the flop to continue playing past the flop in most rounds of play.

3. Flopping a Straight or Flush does not mean you flopped the highest Straight or Flush. Flopping three of a kind does not mean you flopped the best hand. Flopping two pair is barely over a half the time winning hand.

4. Making your hand and winning the pot are two different animals. Making a Straight and losing to a bigger straight or a river card flush is not winning play.

Most players at Low Limit Holdem do not expect to win. They are there to have fun and enjoy themselves. They also are not stupid. There is a fine line to follow when playing Low Limit Holdem.

If you do not give action, do not expect other players to give you action. Do not get married to your hands. Rarely chase because you will get broke more often than you win.

Low Limit Holdem is a lot of fun. You can play a long time on very little money. You can also lose a rack an hour chasing Straights and Flushes and building pots with your Big Pairs. You have almost none of the tools available to you the bigger games have.

Never stop thinking, require odds + 1 to chase, and do not get pulled into, “build a pot” thinking. If you follow these thoughts, you have a chance of breaking even and maybe even winning. If you want to have fun, you can have a great time, though do not think great time and winning go hand in hand at Low Limit Holdem

Fire Home Care Worker Because You Are Jealous?

An interesting discussion tonight where I seemed to be on the minority side. I thought it was a thought provoking subject, and really cuts to the quick of how much we each would be willing to do for our dying spouse.

Here is the capsule version of the discussion that occurred. The couple are both over sixty-five years old. The husband has several serious health issues including cancer, and will probably die of cancer within a few years.

The husband is bed ridden. The wife is unable to take care of his basic needs as she is physically smaller than the husband. The wife is hires a home care worker. However, home care workers one and two do not work out. One is possibly stealing and may be a thief. The second is personality poison for the wife and the sick man. They are unhappy having her in their home as she is so negative about everything. Both home care workers have been let go.

Home care worker number three is hired. She is about thirty years old, attractive, but not overly so, well endowed on top, and typically wears low top clothing. The husband if he wishes can gaze down her top at least once daily as she goes about her home care duties of tending to him. These duties include bathing the husband.

The wife becomes uncomfortable with the way health care worker three acts around the sick husband. She leans over too much in the wife’s opinion, showing both her well endowed breasts and her (shapely per the wife) bottom. The sick husband claims ignorance.

As a matter of what appears to be coincidence, with home care worker number three on the scene, the husband is either having a remission or is recovering from some of his afflictions. His tests are improved, and his cancer appears to be in remission.

The husband is no longer confined to the bed, and can walk, albeit slowly following the walls. The wife decides the home care worker and her husbands relationship is a little too intimate, and she tells home care worker number three her services are no longer required. The wife admits she is jealous of the relationship, and is worried the thirty something year old home care worker is after her husband.

This was the setting of the discussion.

I felt the wife needs help of a therapist. If it were my spouse who was that sick and a male home care worker was a person who liked to touch (appropriately), shows off his muscles, makes a fuss over my wife, and does a good job of taking care of her, it is all fine with me.

If I were in this situation, and the attention apparently made my wife feel better, I am all for it. I can not imagine in my wildest dreams a healthy thirty year old having any romantic interest in an old woman. I certainly can not imagine my wife being taken in by the attentions of a male health care worker half her age.

I might even chip in an extra tip now and then to show my appreciation. I would want my wife to spend her last months as happy as possible, and if a little harmless flirting was involved, I would be okay with it.

I was a minority opinion.The opinion was divided four ways. With my apparently overly  liberal views, to standing up for the wife firing the overly friendly health care worker.

Do you care to share your thoughts or experiences? What would you do?

Linux Distro Hopping Dream Page

If you just can’t find enough Linux distributions to try out, or you are bored with what is out there, I found the crown jewel of choices! It resides at Distrowatch under the related links section.

There are enough Linux distros that have not been reviewed or made it into the top 100 of the Distrowatch main page to keep you busy for months, even if you try one a day.

And that is just Linux distro’s. There are sub sections of distro links that are not based on any distro, or even Linux, but stand alone.

The Distrowatch related link page is: http://distrowatch.com/dwres.php?resource=links

I do not have any relationship with Distrowatch, but as a reformed distro hopper, this Distrowatch links page reads pure gold if you are a hard core distro hopper!

Caution advised, some of these distributions are not for the feint of heart, and from what I read, some are not so friendly either.

Ebola: You, Me, and the CDC

I am very dissatisfied with the way potential Ebola is being handled at our borders, and in our hospitals. Tuesday CDC director Tom Frieden was quoted as saying.

In hindsight — CDC director Dr. Tom Frieden said on Tuesday — the nation’s health protection agency should have stepped in and taken control when the country’s first Ebola case emerged in Dallas.

Not to over react, but if Mr. Frieden was relieved of his position, I would feel the right message was being sent to our officials, both elected and appointed.

Ebola I am certain, may produce an outbreak that will rival the bubonic plague if the world does not get deadly serious about the threat it presents. This is not the flu influenza of the early 1900’s when houses were quarantined and neighborhoods placed off limits.

In 2014, people often work, shop, eat, and visit malls, sports activities, and so on. They travel around the country.They do not live in a four block radius of notification that has been used in Dallas. The CDC is out of touch with the real world, and you and I need to get their attention.

If they are sick, like with Ebola, if they are like me, I would lie to everyone to be able to fly into the United States. Questioning people entering the US about their previous whereabouts is the same as putting on a condom after sex – It is pretty useless.

The White House and the Center for Disease Control are good places to start.

 

How to Feel Better Each Day

Some months ago, I was given a little cellophane bag of some homemade chocolate rolled into the size and shape of marbles, and coated with powdered cocoa. Trying to describe how good the taste was would take more skill in description than I want to do. I will just say they were great.

I thanked the person that made them, because making anything takes time and money. I  wanted them to know I appreciate how special I felt that they took the time and effort to make those little chocolate balls, package them up and share them with me.

The story could end here, but time has passed. My freezer has packages of meats I purchased intending to use right away. I plan on making a real meal, but time flies, and life moves on, and a hot dog works when your busy. Of course I would not recommend eating as many hot dogs as I do for dinner over the course of time.

Fortunately I find myself with more free time the week, so I want to start using up the meats I have stored in the freezer. Some people do not make the connection, but I do.

Each package of meat in my freezer represents one animal that was killed so I could have meat for dinner. I am respectful enough of this to make use of those meats, so the animals death serves a higher purpose than being displayed in a grocery store and being thrown out on trash day, rotting.

I looked at the pile of frozen meat bricks in my freezer. I had less of a variety than I hoped. I looked at chicken legs, chicken thighs, pieces of chicken, boneless chicken, and more chicken. There were also a few small amounts of ground beef I had placed in baggies planning to make a quick burrito filler via microwave.

So much for shopping creativity. As I pulled out the last brick of frozen chicken, my fingers felt and my ears heard a small cellophane bag I did not remember putting into the freezer. It was hiding in an ice tray covered by a couple of frozen fruit bars.

As I took it out, I thought it was something gone bad. It was a dark brown with some powder on parts of it. I was trying to remember what I had placed in the freezer that was going bad to keep frozen until trash collection day when I would put it in the trash can to be picked up.

Then it dawned me. It was a second package of those precious little chocolate treats, which were hand made. Lucky me, I was given a second package after I raved on about how good those little chocolate treats were.

I had placed them in the freezer because I knew if I kept them in the refrigerator, they would be gone in a single day. They were that good. In that moment, I once again grateful, that someone took the time to collect all the ingredients, make those little chocolate wonders, package them, and share them with me. When I next see the person that made them, I will share this story with them.

Being grateful is not difficult. Being grateful is a simple three part step:

1. Someone does something for you they did not have to do.

2. You take a moment to internalize what is being done for you.

3. You smile and give thanks (feedback) to the person.

Taking time to add gratefulness to your day only takes a few seconds out of your day. Often it can be combined with something you are already doing. You are going out a door, take a moment to hold the door for someone coming in. It is as simple as that.

If you want to take a display of gratefulness to the next level try this. Smile at a stranger and say hello. Smile and say hello to someone who most people normally would not smile and address.

Sure it is easy to smile at a beautiful woman, or a great hunk of man. It also feels good both ways when that smile and salutation are given to someone who you normally would not give a second thought too. Sometimes they are taken by surprise and forget to smile and return your hello, but that is okay. It was a surprise to them.

Paying it forward in a faceless line has its place. Nothing feels better than the gratefulness you receive from someone you acknowledge, smile at and speak to. You have touched someones life directly. You won’t be a faceless someone who did you a favor. You will be that wonderful person who took a few seconds from their day to smile and  say hello.

Which would you really rather receive, a free coffee in the drive through, or the wonderful feeling of smiling and speaking to someone while sharing a brief moment together? I will add, a few pieces of Chocolate definitely help the feelings flowing in both directions.